Well, as you may know, we do not have enough options for names.
Here are a few more better and more goodly names.
Power Bisquit
Gnew Sandwich Laptop
Cheese and Fries in Disguise
It's-my-laptop-so-you-better-give-it-to-me-because-just-because-okay
What have these nerds come up with now?
Oh, yeah? But does it run linux?